fifazayn:

when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

gudda:

isn’t it funny when people think that everything’s about them like any certain little thing you post they just assume it’s about them like hey the world doesn’t revolve around you!!!


  • me: *wakes up*
  • me: wheres my phone
  • me: *rips off blankets*
  • me: *hears loud thud*
  • me: there it is

earthnation:

is being ignored a hobby

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me